Here are some funny social media app quotes to brighten your day: FikFap
π± "Social media is like a fridge. I keep opening it every few minutes to see if there's anything new, even though I know nothing changed."
π "I spend more time choosing a filter than taking the actual picture."
π "Liking my own posts because someone has to appreciate my humor."
π€³ "Taking a break from social media... to post about taking a break from social media."
π΅ "Facebook is the only place where itβs acceptable to talk to walls."
π’ "You know you're old when you post a status and actually care about proper grammar."
π "Liking my own posts because I need validation from myself first."
πΈ "I didn't choose the Instagram life; the Instagram life chose meβ¦ and my food pictures."
π "If you didnβt post it on Instagram, did it even happen?"
π "I take more pictures of my food than my family. Priorities."
π¦ "Twitter: where you can argue with strangers about things that donβt matter."
π "I don't run from my problems. I tweet about them."
β¨οΈ "Typing a long tweet, deleting it, and typing 'nvm.'"
πΆ "Just one more TikTokβ¦ said me, three hours ago."
β³ "I came to watch one TikTok, now it's 3 AM and Iβm learning how to survive a bear attack."
π "If TikTok had been around when I was a kid, I'd have been grounded for life."
π» "My Snapchat streaks are the only relationships I can maintain."
π€³ "Snapping my best friend even though weβre sitting next to each other."
π "If you screenshotted my snap, you better frame it!"
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