Here are some funny social media app quotes to brighten your day: FikFap

General Social Media Quotes

πŸ“± "Social media is like a fridge. I keep opening it every few minutes to see if there's anything new, even though I know nothing changed."

πŸ˜‚ "I spend more time choosing a filter than taking the actual picture."

πŸ”„ "Liking my own posts because someone has to appreciate my humor."

🀳 "Taking a break from social media... to post about taking a break from social media."

Facebook Quotes

πŸ‘΅ "Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to walls."

πŸ“’ "You know you're old when you post a status and actually care about proper grammar."

πŸ‘€ "Liking my own posts because I need validation from myself first."

Instagram Quotes

πŸ“Έ "I didn't choose the Instagram life; the Instagram life chose me… and my food pictures."

🌟 "If you didn’t post it on Instagram, did it even happen?"

πŸ• "I take more pictures of my food than my family. Priorities."

Twitter (X) Quotes

🐦 "Twitter: where you can argue with strangers about things that don’t matter."

πŸ˜‚ "I don't run from my problems. I tweet about them."

⌨️ "Typing a long tweet, deleting it, and typing 'nvm.'"

TikTok Quotes

🎢 "Just one more TikTok… said me, three hours ago."

⏳ "I came to watch one TikTok, now it's 3 AM and I’m learning how to survive a bear attack."

πŸ’ƒ "If TikTok had been around when I was a kid, I'd have been grounded for life."

Snapchat Quotes

πŸ‘» "My Snapchat streaks are the only relationships I can maintain."

🀳 "Snapping my best friend even though we’re sitting next to each other."

πŸ˜‚ "If you screenshotted my snap, you better frame it!"

Which one is your favorite? Or do you need funny quotes for a specific platform? πŸ˜†πŸ“±

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